Any of these statements made by me likely imply that I am speaking to you under duress;
- I would like an egg in my Ramen
- I would prefer a widescreen display for my computer over a taller one
- Can I add pearls to my bubble tea?
- Could I get regular (100%) sugar in my milk tea?
- Oh the payment terminal wants to convert the currency for me? Sure!
- Can I borrow a microUSB cable for my device?
- There's no need to fix this cracked phone screen
- I've only had my phone for 6 months, I don't need a new one!
- Why would I buy that? The only difference between that and the one I already have is that it adds USB-C!
- Let me put on my over-ear headphones
- Let me book my travel through an Online Travel Agent website
- This flight is too short for Business Class to be worth it, let's just fly Economy
- I'll take the aisle seat